By Racerxlilbro on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 08:29 am:

Difference Between A Liberal And A Conservative

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes
around
the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your
hand
is a .357 Magnum and you know how to use it. You have mere seconds
before he
reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man
look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is
inspiring
him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about
the
kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
out of
his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible
he'd be
happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would
he
just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on,
could
my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing!
I
need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to
come to a conclusion.


The Conservative Answer:

BANG  

By Befbever on Wednesday, December 11, 2002 - 12:15 pm:

Déjà vu!
 

By Richandall on Friday, December 13, 2002 - 03:19 am:

Well I think its funny! 

By Richandall on Friday, December 13, 2002 - 03:19 am:

Liberal don't walk the streets armed. But they do drive Volvos badly, which is just as dangerous, swerve to avoid the crazies, hit someone else, and wind up in court anyway.

Conservatives just aim straight at the crazies thus avoiding all the hassle.