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By Befbever on Friday, July 26, 2002 - 11:48 am:  View Befbever's Profile Search for other posts by Befbever Edit this post


here, hold this 

By Daz on Friday, July 26, 2002 - 12:34 pm:  View Daz's Profile Search for other posts by Daz Edit this post

"Try and catch me now, pigs!" thought evil Befbever as he undid the axel nut...  

By Daz on Friday, July 26, 2002 - 12:35 pm:  View Daz's Profile Search for other posts by Daz Edit this post

"You went to the same place to get the tyres changed as Richandall did, didn't you!?!!"  

By Mik on Friday, July 26, 2002 - 01:44 pm:  View Mik's Profile Search for other posts by Mik Edit this post

Michael Aspel looks on and vomits with fear as three goons demonstrate this weeks charade designed to allow him to discreetly reveal his 'red book' to Valentino Rossi.

Mik  

By Salkhan on Friday, July 26, 2002 - 06:22 pm:  View Salkhan's Profile Search for other posts by Salkhan Edit this post

BMW introduces their new quick change, mobile tire changing unit.

Tools in funny helmets not included.  

By Spoof on Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:04 pm:  View Spoof's Profile Search for other posts by Spoof Edit this post

This MEZ3 is crap! Could you grab us a different tire when you have a chance?  

By Spoof on Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:05 pm:  View Spoof's Profile Search for other posts by Spoof Edit this post

The bloody thing is reverse-threaded!  

By Scotty on Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 12:02 am:  View Scotty's Profile Search for other posts by Scotty Edit this post

"Here mate have this, I think it belongs to you"

The police learn how to cope with the latest state of the art Italian engineering.  

By Richandall on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 02:26 am:  View Richandall's Profile Search for other posts by Richandall Edit this post

Helmut proudly displays his large firm round thing to an admirer while Johann continues his hopeless quest for a combi that will corner predictably.

 

By Richandall on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 02:29 am:  View Richandall's Profile Search for other posts by Richandall Edit this post

Our brave immigration police swoop on another suspect vehicle, hoping to make a number of arrests.

 

By Richandall on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 02:34 am:  View Richandall's Profile Search for other posts by Richandall Edit this post

Industrial action forces cops to improvise roadside repairs.

 

By Daz on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 02:45 am:  View Daz's Profile Search for other posts by Daz Edit this post

Helmut then realised that the wheel had to spin for it's gyroscopic action to counterbalance Johann's pie eating binge...  

By Richandall on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 02:46 am:  View Richandall's Profile Search for other posts by Richandall Edit this post

Stupid! I said I wanted a real cuban cigar not a wheel off your sidecar.



Apologies to H Upmann 

By Richandall on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 03:25 am:  View Richandall's Profile Search for other posts by Richandall Edit this post

OK Dummies, THIS is how we cross Niagara on a motorbike!
TWO wheels, not THREE! Geddit?



Shall i go on 

By Richandall on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 03:34 am:  View Richandall's Profile Search for other posts by Richandall Edit this post


Who is number 1? 

By Daz on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 03:36 am:  View Daz's Profile Search for other posts by Daz Edit this post

Not Gareth Gates still, pllllleeeeeeeeeeassssssseeeeeee!!!  

By Racerxlilbro on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 06:51 am:  View Racerxlilbro's Profile Search for other posts by Racerxlilbro Edit this post

"Quick, take this donut."

"Loose wheel, please come back where you belong..."

"Well I woke up this morning, loose wheel was not in sight...I asked my friends about it but their lips was sealed up tight..."  

By Crmc33 on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 08:49 am:  View Crmc33's Profile Search for other posts by Crmc33 Edit this post

Does my bum look big in this?  

By Scottyni on Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 02:54 pm:  View Scottyni's Profile Search for other posts by Scottyni Edit this post

Hit that TWAT with the camera with this, we'll be round again in a minute 

By Tlrjsp on Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 04:59 pm:  View Tlrjsp's Profile Search for other posts by Tlrjsp Edit this post

"Back when stuntin' was cool....my brother's and me could do some trick shit!" 

By Exdukenut on Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 07:34 pm:  View Exdukenut's Profile Search for other posts by Exdukenut Edit this post

It might be a Citroen M/Cycle....you know after the car that you could drive on 3 wheels if you had to. 

By Crmc33 on Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 11:50 pm:  View Crmc33's Profile Search for other posts by Crmc33 Edit this post

Adolf: "Do you think this spoke needs a little tweaking?"

Andreas "I dont know, I just sh*it my pants"  

By Scottyni on Monday, September 16, 2002 - 02:43 pm:  View Scottyni's Profile Search for other posts by Scottyni Edit this post

Bloody government cutbacks. Whatever next?????? THE FRONT WHEEL!!!! 

By Racerxlilbro on Monday, September 16, 2002 - 05:49 pm:  View Racerxlilbro's Profile Search for other posts by Racerxlilbro Edit this post

Papa was a rolling (bridge)stone...  

By Crmc33 on Monday, September 16, 2002 - 11:01 pm:  View Crmc33's Profile Search for other posts by Crmc33 Edit this post

I said pull a f'kin wheelie, not pass me the wheel you ape! 


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