By Befbever on Friday, July 26, 2002 - 11:48 am:

By Daz on Friday, July 26, 2002 - 12:34 pm:

"Try and catch me now, pigs!" thought evil Befbever as he undid the axel nut...  

By Daz on Friday, July 26, 2002 - 12:35 pm:

"You went to the same place to get the tyres changed as Richandall did, didn't you!?!!"  

By Mik on Friday, July 26, 2002 - 01:44 pm:

Michael Aspel looks on and vomits with fear as three goons demonstrate this weeks charade designed to allow him to discreetly reveal his 'red book' to Valentino Rossi.

Mik  

By Salkhan on Friday, July 26, 2002 - 06:22 pm:

BMW introduces their new quick change, mobile tire changing unit.

Tools in funny helmets not included.  

By Spoof on Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:04 pm:

This MEZ3 is crap! Could you grab us a different tire when you have a chance?  

By Spoof on Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:05 pm:

The bloody thing is reverse-threaded!  

By Scotty on Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 12:02 am:

"Here mate have this, I think it belongs to you"

The police learn how to cope with the latest state of the art Italian engineering.  

By Richandall on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 02:26 am:

Helmut proudly displays his large firm round thing to an admirer while Johann continues his hopeless quest for a combi that will corner predictably.

 

By Richandall on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 02:29 am:

Our brave immigration police swoop on another suspect vehicle, hoping to make a number of arrests.

 

By Richandall on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 02:34 am:

Industrial action forces cops to improvise roadside repairs.

 

By Daz on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 02:45 am:

Helmut then realised that the wheel had to spin for it's gyroscopic action to counterbalance Johann's pie eating binge...  

By Richandall on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 02:46 am:

Stupid! I said I wanted a real cuban cigar not a wheel off your sidecar.



Apologies to H Upmann 

By Richandall on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 03:25 am:

OK Dummies, THIS is how we cross Niagara on a motorbike!
TWO wheels, not THREE! Geddit?



Shall i go on 

By Richandall on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 03:34 am:

Who is number 1? 

By Daz on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 03:36 am:

Not Gareth Gates still, pllllleeeeeeeeeeassssssseeeeeee!!!  

By Racerxlilbro on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 06:51 am:

"Quick, take this donut."

"Loose wheel, please come back where you belong..."

"Well I woke up this morning, loose wheel was not in sight...I asked my friends about it but their lips was sealed up tight..."  

By Crmc33 on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 08:49 am:

Does my bum look big in this?  

By Scottyni on Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 02:54 pm:

Hit that TWAT with the camera with this, we'll be round again in a minute 

By Tlrjsp on Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 04:59 pm:

"Back when stuntin' was cool....my brother's and me could do some trick shit!" 

By Exdukenut on Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 07:34 pm:

It might be a Citroen M/Cycle....you know after the car that you could drive on 3 wheels if you had to. 

By Crmc33 on Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 11:50 pm:

Adolf: "Do you think this spoke needs a little tweaking?"

Andreas "I dont know, I just sh*it my pants"  

By Scottyni on Monday, September 16, 2002 - 02:43 pm:

Bloody government cutbacks. Whatever next?????? THE FRONT WHEEL!!!! 

By Racerxlilbro on Monday, September 16, 2002 - 05:49 pm:

Papa was a rolling (bridge)stone...  

By Crmc33 on Monday, September 16, 2002 - 11:01 pm:

I said pull a f'kin wheelie, not pass me the wheel you ape!